How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She needs sedatives and a leash
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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