we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She even gives head with a lisp.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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