And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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