is your mom at the bar?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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