She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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