I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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