so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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