We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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