I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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