Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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