Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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