Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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