Only a mothe r could love this liver
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
