she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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