I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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