I skipped work to stalk him.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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