Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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