I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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