Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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