Fine. I'll sleep in my office
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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