I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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