The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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