dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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