its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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