sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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