I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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