I must be too annoying 4 u.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
