is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
