Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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