i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I need to align my fucking chakras
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