I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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