He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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