My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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