the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize