its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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