Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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