I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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