i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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