That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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