Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
