I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
what day is it and did you see me today?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How does one acquire holy water?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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