Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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