You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize