just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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