It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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