I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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