What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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