Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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