Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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