O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you win again, gameday.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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