i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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