Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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