yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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