No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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