she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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