is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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