Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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