Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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