yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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