Just fell off a train. Bad.
You can't special order awesome
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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